The Toast 



If you enjoyed yourself tonight

A half as much as we did

Then we enjoyed ourselves twice as much

You gotta know we loved the show

And how we have been treated

And comin` back here is a must



But now... we´re all pretty drunk



It was well worth waiting

For the meal they´ve been creating

I can see why it took hours and hours

The drinkin´s been outrageous

We love when you play one of ours



I love my fridge magnet

My Medal is fantastic

My flowers and my coffee cup

But now we´re all kinda drunk

THe camera phones are at the ready

You better take that picture twice

I need something to cool my bevvy





Slainte mhath

Slainte mhath



Thank you for the kind words

And thank you for the speeches

It really did mean something to me

the big glass rifle

Full of vodka is delightful

And thank you for the picture of me



I know you really wish

That Jimmy´d try the fish

it's a pity he's already messed up



Besides... we´re all pretty drunk

The mayor is here but he's off his face

The dignitaries are getting pissed

He loves ´Love Hurts` and he owns the place

It doesn't get any better than this



Slainte mhath

Slainte mhath



I wanna make a toast

Yeah I gotta make a toast

I wanna make a toast

Yeah I gotta make a toast

I've gotta make a toast



I gotta make a toast